King of the one liners

If you guys and gals care to participate, this can't help but be a fun thread. I'll start with a joke: An Irishman walks out of a bar... That's it.

csontos09-27-2012 3:23pm

tkmetz Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 91 posts 09-28-2012 at 05:17pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete I'm married to the most perfect woman God made....and her mother's even worse.
mofimadness Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 4,982 posts 09-28-2012 at 04:51pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
davehrab Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 380 posts 09-28-2012 at 03:33pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete My mother taught me about Osmosis ... Keep your mouth shut and eat your supper"
winoguy17 Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 1,119 posts 09-28-2012 at 02:17pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete No way, he had to be thrown out...