I wanna hear some "audio" jokes...and

Musicain jokes; how can you tell the drummer is knocking at the door?.....it keeps getting faster. Why does the guitar player always knock at the door?....can never find the right key.
Sorry i'm at a loss for audiophile jokes.

A young violinist from rio
was seducing a girl named Cleo
as she took off her panties
she said: "No andantes
I want this allegro con brio"

Almost the same as the hot water story I had a MFSL Abby Road that didn't sound up to par so I held it up to a halogin ? light to inspect.In less than a min. it had warped.Tried to fix it but never could.

Audioak...good one, yours too Marakanetz

Audiobob...I hope you have another copy, it sure is one of my favourite Beatles lp's. Did you read the thread from a few days ago about the "vinyl sandwich"? Oh yeah! Use two pieces of glass to sandwich the lp, set oven at 300, and that's all I remember. Try that if you still have the record.
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