High quality in all things is very important to me. I bought a budget transporter once and beamed down for a date on Match.com. After dinner I went to the bathroom to take a leak and found out my nose had been transposed with my weinus during the transport process.
It was so embarrassing, and the kiss goodnight was so awkward, that I swore I'd always go for high quality in all things from then on. I returned the budget transporter the next day for an expensive, high quality one with very low distortion reconstruction circuitry and even an 'enhance' feature for certain body parts. I've been very popular with the human females ever since.
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Tim