How do you get past the pops and hiss of LPs?

Ease up guys relax!!!!!!
How do you get past hiss and pops??

Well you can try having a Boa constrictor near by for the hiss to be common and train your ears to it...
the pop well why not do the same with a corn poper pot in the kitchen.......

At first you fell in love with music then you'd like to improve the experience and then it gets complicated.....

Sometimes is hard to stay in topic isn't it....
go back to the music and enjoy