Drywall jack, cover it with moving blankets and strap it.
6 munchkins and two ladders.
2 people to take it off.
3 to get it on, (one spotter)
One great big guy.
Air Bag TV Drop.
A kiddies swimming pool, let it belly flop in the water..
Take your roof off, a crane, a sky hook, a transformer (Bumblebee)
You don't have access to a transporter like in Star Trek do you? You could leave the roof on :-)
I'm just thinkin, puff puff..