Funniest sales pitch

What is the funniest sales pitch you've read? My current favorite is one I just read today. It was,"I'm selling these speakers because they are too good for me."

makersmark07-07-2004 7:15pm

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vvrinc Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 323 posts 07-22-2004 at 02:47am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete It was with great delight that I saw the advertisement featuring the thonged mono blocks. I wasn't familiar with the manufacturer, however. Is Crack a British product?
vvrinc Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 323 posts 08-01-2004 at 06:15am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Hey, I am well endowed and I have the Bobonium to prove it. (And, I did sell the expensive Sansuchi to my brother.) And now, three big Bronx steers for THE Bobonium convention next month in the Big Ah! Pple (yes, the Swiss bought it, so what.)

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