Freezer Cryoed Cables...

Hey Norbert,

You have a problem with Taiwan? I'd let you know that I am from Taiwan, and the stereo equipment made in Taiwan are crap. But you didn't have to point it out and hurt my nationalistic pride!

Really, eventhough molecular structure in metal doesn't change at normal freezing point, metal is maleable and would respond physically to changes in tempurature.

I've said this before and I will say it again. We need an audiophile subzero fridge to store all our stereo and software. Not only will it keep things frozen, but the fridge can shield the system from airborn interference.

BTW, did anyone see this Japanese drama where this lady cut her husband's head off and store it in her freezer? She was later caught cuz the neighbors got curious as they can hear her fighting with her husband everynight, yet her husband had been missing for months. Turns out the husband had an affair... so she made sure he couldn't do it again.

He meant his dental floss = X

"Just trying to show the world what a frigid bitch she really is..." exclaimed Slappy, a Colorado native, after locking his ex-fiance in his freezer who has been reported missing.

Experts are dumbfounded in trying to explain the string of curious events that has happened in Colorado during this past year. One expert explained, "It must be the thin air in Colorado. That explains why that guy who drove a bulldozer into town." Interestingly, the alleged mad bull dozer operator and Slappy will be cell mates.