"It seems as if every piece of gear winds up being written about in glowing orgasmic terms."
In news reporting, it's the depressing stuff that garners attention and thus, brings in ad dollars. In audio, it's the "glowing orgasmic" reviews that bring in the ad dollars.
Reviews of any individual component, speaker, cable, etc. don't mean much unless they're reviewed in conjunction with what you or I have at home, as a system. And how likely is that ever to occur? That's why I don't buy based upon what I read, but what I hear!