Dekay, this is hardly worth mentioning, now that I've been away for a few days, but my followup comment (11-2) was meant in the same playful spirit as yours. Actually, I had the amusing thread about what it means to be an audiophile in mind. Sorry if the necessary crosstalk didn't get through the e-mail!
DSP Devices for Room/Speaker Correction
The current issue of TAS has a review of the TACT RCS 2.0 DSP, a device devoted to correcting problems in the interface characterisitcs between room and speaker. There are several other models of DCS devices, such as the SigTech, Accuphase, and Perpetual. I long ago concluded that there was little more I could do to correct some of the anomalies in my listening environment, but the TAS article really caught my attention. I'd like to hear from others who have had some experience with DSP room/speaker corrections systems.