Does coloring the edges of CD's help the sonics?

This is very funny, and I have a couple of comments I'm tempted to make. But I'm staying out of this one. I made a flippant post about the Ionic Hair Dryer CD Thingee and the next day I met a chemical engineer who specializes in ionic processes who said it would probably work as claimed.

Anyway, whether you color the edges of your CDs, or make fun of those who color the edges of their CDs, have fun.

JPO