Cryogenic treatment of an LP?


Is this even possible? I am just thinking outloud here and wondering of the benefits and welcome your comments. I'm unsure if an lp could even survive the process normally targeted at metal components. (Warp factor 10 captain). Ultra freezing and then slowly re-heating a chunk of plastic. Still, one wonders exactly what impact molecular alignment would have (if any).

Through the employment of ultra-low temperatures, 300 Below, Inc. cryogenic processing helps improve all kinds of products by realigning the molecular structure of an object, optimally resulting in items which last significantly longer and perform far better than they were previously designed.
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"I have trouble with the concept of a single process that improves all known materials."

And yet you still call yourself an audiophile.

Perhaps if you understood that the process was developed & confirmed for all things audio by the combined efforts of both Santa Claus & the Easter Bunny then you would have the good sense not to question it.
"So cryo'd bed springs would be more reactive and be stronger than their untreated counterparts?" --- Frank was ahead of his time and certainly out there so he probably had his treated {circa 1972} "

Hmmm, perhaps this was key to the Dynamo Humm?
"Frozen waffles are not as good as fresh"

Evidently they would sound better on your turntable though. Makes sense when you think about how the stylus would dig in to the soft dough and stuff.
" those who doubt the whole cryo thing never are the ones to provide measureable data."

Makes perfect sense to me and Santa and the Easter Bunny! It really bugs us when people say at least one of us isn't real, show us the proof!!
Does audiogon charge for plugging products and writing in marketing adds in the guise of a thread, or is it just sort of a fringe benefit?

The Easter Bunny is curious about this one. Santa is trying to figure out if cryo'd snake oil is still the same stuff as original snake oil.