Cable elevators

My pyramid has crystals in it from a meteor recovered at a depth of 420 feet.

Does anyone ever wonder why the top studios in the world, that record the artists/material we all love so much never use such "black magic" devices?  

I use bricks from home depot.

I find that climbing up on the roof wearing a tin foil hat and quacking like a duck while flapping my arms, also works.

I found ceramic electric isolators at a garage sale (4 for $5). Look exactly like the cable elevators:  https://www.reddragonaudio.com/collections/cable-elevators/products/cable-elevators 

Have lots of children hold them up during your listening sessions. Just make sure you have an even number to equalize both sides of your system. Make your own or borrow the neighborhood kids. I have found that girls holding the cable makes for a better musical presentation. Boys and good for rock and some Miles Davis recordings from the seventies.