Cable elevators

Don't forget to put a pyramid on top of your CD player to funnel the energy of the universe into it ; )

My pyramid has crystals in it from a meteor recovered at a depth of 420 feet.

Does anyone ever wonder why the top studios in the world, that record the artists/material we all love so much never use such "black magic" devices?  

I use bricks from home depot.

I find that climbing up on the roof wearing a tin foil hat and quacking like a duck while flapping my arms, also works.

I found ceramic electric isolators at a garage sale (4 for $5). Look exactly like the cable elevators:  https://www.reddragonaudio.com/collections/cable-elevators/products/cable-elevators