Gator,
Are we attempting to have every scale on earth produce the 160lbs result or simply your bathroom scale? I'm quite sure I can give you one solution on increasing the number of Saturdays you experience up to seven (sorry, this program is either one or seven so you have to choose), but you'll require very regular scotch deliveries. You can also safely assume that while the total number of Saturdays is far greater, it is by no means infinite and is entirely based on the genetic qualities of your liver function.
As for moving through your home at the speed of light, I'm afraid this will interfere with our general existence, unless you move to another solar system. Please don't measure your weight during those high velocity moments as it will greatly effect the accuracy of your weight.
Are we attempting to have every scale on earth produce the 160lbs result or simply your bathroom scale? I'm quite sure I can give you one solution on increasing the number of Saturdays you experience up to seven (sorry, this program is either one or seven so you have to choose), but you'll require very regular scotch deliveries. You can also safely assume that while the total number of Saturdays is far greater, it is by no means infinite and is entirely based on the genetic qualities of your liver function.
As for moving through your home at the speed of light, I'm afraid this will interfere with our general existence, unless you move to another solar system. Please don't measure your weight during those high velocity moments as it will greatly effect the accuracy of your weight.