Are these Speakers the BEST on Planet Earth ?...

Are these Speakers the BEST on Planet Earth ?...

     My name is Yuck! from the planet Yikes!  I'm a 7 foot bipedal very smelly cockroach creature that constantly oozes disgusting greenish yellow slime out of various bodily orifices, thus my name Yuck!  
     Our species has 8 times the number of ears and about 10 times the brainpower as you silly, stupid, puny, scrawny, backwards but delicious little earthlings.  
     Our technology and speakers are lightyears ahead of yours. Marketing a pair of speakers as 'the best on planet Earth' is considered extremely faint praise and would likely cause most of us to erupt into fits of uncontrollable giggling, which earthlings would perceive as very loud, high pitched screaming with a large dose of odd order harmonics.
   You pathetic, dim-witted, worthless little earthlings don't have a clue.

Love,
Yuck!

    Some Earthlings can't handle complicated issues and decisions due to their low brainpower.  Rather than taking the time to educate themselves through research and listening, they rely on their emotions to keep things simple.  This is a defective method that results in regrettable decisions, whether used for choosing speakers, a president or anything else.  

Love,
Yuck!