@polanskyd I like the way you expressed your open mind about your predicament.
Are you married to a woman (or dude? Lol) that's going to complain about the amount of money you need to spend to make your approach work for you?
I know there are probably plenty of purists around here that'll scoff at your idea of not achieving what you're looking for using separates, but I bet if you got a nice enough one it would float your boat.