1 million dollar speaker made by Kharma

HI, i have to tell people, I am the only owner of this speaker besides the designer. A Couple months ago, I won the lotto for 10 million dollars. I was very shocked of having such a big amount of $$$ so suddenly. I didn't know what to spend with it, buy stock, well with the market being down lately, because of the election not being finalized yet, plus Intel and Nokia have annouced their low earnings. Therefore, I felt about buying these speakers. At first, I knew these speakers would sound very good and worth to buy, but then I didn't know where to buy them. So I went online and started doing my reseach, I found out that these speakers can be found at Best Buy, I was surprised why Best Buy would have these speakers, but with my curiousity, I called them, and guess what, another shock, Best Buy told me, that they are having these speaker onsale for 9,990,000 dollars, that means I would save $1000 out of 1 million dollars, which is such a great deal, due to the fact, I couldn't go wrong with it, because I thought $1000 is not easily saved. So I bought them, also Best Buy gave me free delivery, which is also such a great deal, because these speakers as you know, are very heavy. When they delivered these speakers to my house, well, don't know what to say, they are too big for my living room. I had to leave them outside, and I called the house builder, to come over and estimate how much it would cost, to built the extra room for these speakers. You know what? He told me it would cost another million dollars to build the room for these speakers. I told myself, what the heck ? I had to do it anyway, because Best Buy told me that these speakers were final sale, non refundable. After building the room in two weeks, I finally put the speakers in the room, looked very nice, I kept looking at them without being bored for hours and hours... but then I realized, that I didn't have the Amp to drive these speakers.....I then told my self, that I spent enough money for the room and the speakers, which was 2 million dollars. I am not going to spend anymore for it...so I used my brother's Aiwa Boom box to power the Kharma speakers. But surprisingly, the system sounds really good with the Aiwa Boombox....The bass is amazing, the mids is very very detailed....and lots of power......and my 8 yrs old niece came close to it and turned up the volume to max....ooopppss.....it blew up these speakers...i was so mad at her and forbid to come close to it again ever. Anyway, I called Best Buy for service, they reminded me, that I didn't purcharse the warranty, I told them I just bought these speakers for 2 and half weeks, but they told me, these speakers don't even have 30 day warranty..I was disappointed, but then you know what, I still have 8 million left though... I had to tell myself, to pretend that I just lost 2 million dollars in Vegas. Anyways, If you have lots of $$$, maybe only Bill Gates, and your thinking about buying these speakers. Bill, if you happen to read this review, please arrange sometime to listen to these speakers, then you will thank me for telling you this. Oh, one good thing about these speakers, I had to be amazed, that these speakers don't need lots of power, but the it still sounds like it was driven by a big big amps.....well, it's getting long, so I have to end it here, but before I end it, I have to tell you, not to laugh at my review, this is not a joke and what I said is true!!!!!......Call Best Buy yourself, if you don't believe me. I can buy you a free ticket to fly to my house ( not to forget, I am a millionaire now ) to see these speakers yourself, even though they are broken now.

I Just bought these speakers on the street in NYC, when some guy from Haiti, came buy and explained to me, he had picked up too many of these and didn't want to return them to the warehouse. He told me these speakers normally retail for 1 million dollars, but he'd give them away for 950,000 dollars. It seemed like too good a deal, but I still wanted to bargain with him. I got him down to 900,000 with delivery to my apartment, cuz these things weigh a ton, not including the boxes. So we get these things to my house and wire-em up to my Radio Shack amplifier, with my panasonic portable CD player. Well, let me tell you, the sound was just terrible. I figure 60 watts is more than enough to drive any speaker. I figured something was amiss. So I open them up with a crow-bar, to see whats inside the speakers (whoever made these, used a lot of glue to hold it together. Well, what did I see inside the speakers, but 5 illegal Mexican immigrants. No wonder these sounded like crap. I'm wondering, how these illegal Mexican immigrants still have there ears, from me blasting these speakers. These speakers are great for carrying illegal immigrants, but terrible for sound. It's my own fault for buying something like these on the street. The deal did seem to good to be true, but next time, i'll buy them from Best Buy.

Hi, my name is MC Hammer, I also bought a pair of these speakers from that Haitian guy, who was selling them on the street in NYC. They look really shiny, and stuff. They're great for getting down with the funk. I have my ladies over, turn on some George Clinton, and BAM we're in the mood. One time, the bass was so loud my cat spontaneously combusted. That's a good thing!!! Weaknesses: My honey left me, because I paid too much for them, and I couldn't spend no money on her. Now I gots to spend more time wit da ladies. But I must tell you, these speakers are the greatest! I feel like the LORD when I turn these babies up! My cousin, Mack D has some of them Koss speakers, and these babies are better than them. It don't matter how much you pay, because I gots my settlement money from the war, you know? If you like to get FUNKY, buy these babies! I only give them three stars, because my baby left me!!!

I was browsing around the electronics department at the local Shop one day, when surprisingly I noticed that they were carrying a single pair of the Grand Enigmas for a very limited time. I carefully weighed my options. It was either the York bookshelf system for the bedroom or the Enigmas for the living room. Well, I splurged and went for the Enigmas. When then, all of the employees at the Shop dropped everything they were doing and combined their efforts just to carry the speakers 20 feet to the check-out counter. I knew that I was purchasing some hefty speakers! No more York sound for me! After maxing out all of my credit cards, I watched one brave Shop employee try and lift the speakers and carry them out to my car. We both chuckled as his spine cracked in two and his arms permanently dislocated. He said hunched over and with a smile, "Ooh! I think we're going to need a little help with these." After a local helicopter pilot was gracious enough to lift them onto the front lawn of my apartment, I was anxious to test these babies out in the comfort of my own living room. Getting these mothers upstairs was quite a chore. Now I know how all of those Egyptians who built the pyramids must have felt. I hooked the Enigmas to my Technics SA-AX7 receiver with 100 watts of power x 5 and threw in a copy of Bjork's latest album to test the musical performance. But before I could hit play on the CD player, the speakers fell right through the floor and landed on my neighbor downstairs. She died and now her family is suing me for 1 million dollars. I thought maybe, i could give them these speakers instead. They refused. I did hear these speakers, after they landed ontop of my downstairs neighbor. When i pressed Play on the CD Player, Bjork's vocals soared through the entire neighborhood and the subtleties in the instrumental accompaniments were finally revealed. People from blocks away thought that Bjork was giving a concert in my apartment and hundreds of people flocked over to try and get a glimpse of her. Saving Private Ryan was next on the list. The structural integrity of the building began to disintegrate and so I had to turn the volume down slightly. Every gunshot, cannon blast, and explosion was very well detailed and present. It could be just me, but I think that my dead neighbor's body helped to dampen excess vibration in the cabinets, thus adding to the sound quality of the speakers. So, I think I'll just leave him under there for a while. This speaker ensemble is terrific! Thank you, Shop! But because of its enormous price tag, and difficulty in finding matching surrounds and center channel, I'm giving the Enigmas four stars instead of five.

Hi, my name is Monica Lewinsky, I heard these speakers at the White House, while smoking a Cuban cigar. At first, I thought they Sucked. The Speaker lacked the balls that other speakers have. Plus, The speakers sounded very stiff. But after listening to them for awhile, I was blown away by them. I got the million dollars, by doing commercials for 7 11. I was promoting the Big Gulp. I always knew I would become a millionaire. Did you know in High School, I was voted most likely to Suck Seed. I must say, before doing this review, I was in a car accident. I blew a tire.

I only went into K-Mart to buy some boxer briefs on sale for $1.99, but when i saw these speakers, I had to have them! I put it all on my Discover card; I will be getting almost $10,000 cash-back bonus, which should cover the first month's finance charges. Unfortunately my wife can't hear the arguments on her favorite talk shows, over the sound of my Emerson speakers, when I am playing the TV theme songs, whose exquisite source materials, require me to have an audiophile speaker of the highest caliber. Therefore I will be putting them up for sale on ebay with a reserve price of $1 + $125,000 for shipping and handling to the continental US. Shipping to Hawaii and APO/FPO addresses is an extra $500,000 The bid increment is $800,000, so make sure you're first to bid. Good luck. HEY WAIT, I WOULD ALSO BE WILLING TO TRADE THEM FOR A BIG MAC AND A SHAKE. CHOCOLATE ONLY THOUGH!