You might be an audiophile if...

you're the only person in the audience that thinks the cinema's THX system is grating on the ears

you not only have a dac and know what one is, you insist on several digital output formats

your friends own boats, you actually use your hobby on a nightly basis

you cringe at the word digital

you spend hours on speaker placement and can actually hear
great width and depth after all your toils

you know the sonice coloractions of various cables, amps, etc more distinctly that a vineyard owner knows his wines

you'll sleep in the wet spot to have first dibs on the sweet spot (sorry - couldn't resist)

Audiotomb, unluckily these days I'm finding the sweet spot more accessible than that rare wet spot, heheh.

You spend 30 mins reading this thread on your computer at work, laughing out loud, risking your job and reputation.

you have written in your will to be barried with your Vinyl.

With my vinyl??? I want to be buried in the Classe amplifier flight case, with the vinyl in there too...

Will that affect the resale value of my amp?