What's the funniest song you ever heard?

"I Got Friends in Low Places".

zappa: titties and beer

for a taste of zappa's unmatched wit and wisdom, i recommend a ryko cd, "have i offended anyone?"

Why D'Ya Do IT, Marianne Faithful on "Broken English". Cracks me up every time I've played it....

Zappa's "Honey Honey Hey, Baby Don't Ya want a Man Like Me?' Sample lyric: "He trys to start the car, but the battery's dead; So he asked to use the phone, and she gives him some head...and thats the end of our story!"
Titties and Beer, another classic,as well!

I was in Denver 10 years ago and I heard a song on the local jazz station called:

"An Ugly Woman Told Me No"

...it was hilarious and I never found out who sang it, I only heard it once.

Randy Newman's "Short People" was a hilarious song also.

Oscar Brown Jr. has a tune calle "But I Was Cool" that will crack you up.