" Dumb and dumber " audiophile question ?

You'd heard all there dumb questions, but what dumber one you heard or can think of ?
Mine this : How long is the break-in time for a turntable rack ? Of course I can imagine someone answer " If it sand- fillable you have to wait for the sand to settle." So this one is not a dumb question. But since I thought it is in the first place then it is dumber one after all. Am I confusing ?