I think I have a lump in my throat. No, wait. Never mind, it was some Budweiser. |
One assumes you learned your keen sense of humor from Jim Rohn. 🤡
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Whaaa? Was that an 🍑🎩 that just flew by?
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The drastic lowering of the noise floor? Whoa! Dude!
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Drastic is not really the word you were looking for. Perhaps dramatic. Perhaps another synonym of dramatic. Perhaps pronounced. But not drastic. Besides, by your own words you’ve been using that crap record clamp for what, like forever? Hopefully, most people would not (rpt) have to invest in red fuses, black fuses, blue fuses, TC, and umptyump mats before they could hear how crappy their clamp is. I certainly wouldn’t admit it. Carry on. 🕺
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Uh, if the clamp hurts the sound it’s crap.
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Actually not getting a patent doesn’t tell you anything about the effectiveness of the product. Nobody gets patents in this industry. They are too expensive and they don’t protect you from intellectual property theft. Actually they reveal how the device works. Hel-loo! Patents are like merit badges for Boy Scouts. Besides all the world loves a mystery, doesn’t it?
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Lawyer joke. What do you call a lawyer who’s up to his neck in concrete? Not enough concrete. 😀
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If someone in say, China figures out how the device works and sells it in China you would never even know there was an infringement. Duh! Why do you think we won’t sell weapons or technology to certain countries. Hel-loo! Now, supposedly having a presence on the internet for a period of one years offers some protection against intellectual property theft but if that is even true it seems like very weak protection.
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If what you say is true, which it’s actually not, then all the big boys would have already been scrambling to climb on board the graphene cables train, or the graphene fuse train, or the graphene contact enhancer train, or even the silver gold contact enhancer train, or the wire directionality train, or the artificial atoms train. Whoever was put in charge of googling new inventions or What’s New? is obviously asleep at the switch. Not only have they not been scrambling they are apparently blissfully ignorant that any such products even exist. Let sleeping dogs lie. 🐶
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Sony or any of the big boys in the industry could not possibly care less about weird audiophile tweaks. Been there, done that. Ditto for NASA, military, DARPA, NIST, FAA, AES, and most audiophiles.
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thecarpathian
@geoffkait- Would you agree that these products, given their claims, go beyond a "weird audiophile tweak" and can have myriad applications beyond stereo equipment?
>>>>>How could I agree? I don’t know what the heck the thing is. Do you? |
thecarpathian
@geoffkait- That’s why I stated ’given their claims’. Go on the premise all product claims are valid regardless of knowing its material makeup. Would you agree such products go beyond a weird audiophile tweak and can have myriad applications beyond stereo equipment.
Given whose claims? Who is they? Besides people claim all kinds of things. Claims don’t mean nothin. Nobody has to prove claims. Nobody has to make claims. Get real. We went through the same thing twenty five years ago with the Shakti On Lines and there have been similar claims regarding Peter Belt products, crystals, the Intelligent Chip, the Teleportation Tweak, audiophile products that affect video and so on.
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I did answer. Can’t you read? Don’t cop an attitude with me. Besides I was still composing my post when you snapped at me. Relax, it’s only a hobby.
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Obviously you’re either slow or high. Either way I don’t really care. And I don’t answer hypothetical questions. Never smarten up a chump.
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Butt out. 🍑 Never get between two combatants. - Old audiophile axiom
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“Build it and they will come.” 🤭 |
Quick interrupt! Hey, guys, there is a long list of mysterious, implausible, unfashionable, preposterous audiophile tweaks that are nigh impossible to figure out. The chances are very high that NONE of them were patented. A technology that is just out of reach of the average person is the perfect product inasmuch as it cannot be knocked off. You can lock five PhDs in theoretical physics in a room for a week with any of these audiophile tweaks and they would be unable to come to grips. This is NOT a complete list by any means.
1. The Intelligent Chip
2. Silver Rainbow Foil
3. Morphic Message Labels
4. The Red x Pen
5. The Clever Little Clock
6. Brilliant Pebbles (crystals)
7. Purple pen around CD outer edge
8. Black cable ties around exterior drain pipes.
9. Schumann Frequency Generator
10. White Cable jackets
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Uh, he already knows why uberwaltz is trying to contact him. Everybody does. 😬
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We have a match! Together they make one wit. 😳 What crown does mapman have? The crown of thorns? Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da |
OK, that’s half of a wit. Where’s the other half? By the way, mapman, I agree with you, you haven’t had much to say for some time. 🤭
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Magnetic field strength falls off with the square of the distance. If the mats are only “magnetic enough” to attack to ferrous objects, it’s not an issue. |
fleschler
So are you disputing Mrs. Mrock's assertion that the E-Mat has a very wide range (a giant field) of horizontal effect?
>>>>>>I’m still thinking about the question.
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A GIANT field of what, pray tell? 😳 A field of Dreams? A field of Lillies? Corn? |
fleschler
A field of electromagnetic effect. Obviously.
>>>>Any field effect, electric, magnetic, electromagnetic, whatever, falls off rapidly, you know, following the *inverse square law*. That’s why, even with a powerful magnet, if you remove the magnet from the steel cover and withdraw it an inch or two there is no more magnetic attraction, pull. You can even feel it stop. At some point the Earth’s magnetic field has more of an effect. Obviously.
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uberwaltz
Some uncharitable souls might say " field of dreams"
Still waiting for Tim to release the minimees so I can voice my own tested opinion!
>>>>I’m sure we’re all very excited and sitting on pins and needles.😛
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jafreeman
>>Any field effect, electric, magnetic, electromagnetic, whatever, falls off rapidly, you know, following the *inverse square law*. That’s why, even with a powerful magnet, if you remove the magnet from the steel cover and withdraw it an inch or two there is no more magnetic attraction, pull. You can even feel it stop. At some point the Earth’s magnetic field has more of an effect. Obviously.
Except in an MRI suite. You better empty your pockets and body of ferrous-metal objects, or they will become missiles.
>>>>The Inverse Square Law is universal and applies even in an MRI. Would mats make MRIs more effective? You decide.
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God doesn’t play dice. - Einstein
Besides, if it was some kind of spooky action at a distance thingamabob how come my system isn’t much better, too? I’m at a distance. Furthermore, I have the copyright on spooky action at a distance tweaks. |
I’m getting a bad feeling. |
Actually I decided I wouldn’t potentially embarrass anybody. Looks like that plan backfired. 😩
Oh, is Uber the new spokesperson? He doesn’t even have any of the product. Hel-loo! That doesn’t mean I’m not on the edge of my seat waiting for his review. |
How much do I owe for the psychoanalysis? Or should I pay PPT directly?
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Innocent question. How can magnetic tweaks interfere with something that is allegedly not (rpt not) operating magnetically?
Pop quiz: How can any tweak interfere with another tweak if they address different issues? |
Kenya AA Kahindu, medium roasted organic shade grown coffee beans from Blue Macaw Coffee Roasters, eBay seller, $21.95 + free shipping for two 1-lb bags. You got that right, Bubba!
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Let’s us know when you get around to trying any of them, uber. 😬 |
This reminds me of the dude at Stereophile who lambasted the Intelligent Chip without even hearing it. I mean, come on people! Saying how great a product is before you even hear it? Are things so desperate?! 😥
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Uber, Why all the mystery? Finally, why are you such a drama queen? 💃
gimme an S...gimme an H....gimme an I.... |
grannyring
Seems they are for cell phone use mostly/ideally.
>>>>>Huh? What would be the point of that?
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Can it boost reception? Seriously? I’ve never had a reception problem. Ever. I don’t get it, sorry. No offense. |
Let me ask the question a different way. Why would anyone use it on a cell phone in the first place?
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Uberwaltz, it would be nice if I were 6 10 then I could have been a big basketball star.
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Music is in the air? Gag me with a spoon.
I’ve haven't had music coming from my speakers in twenty five years. |
Walkman are underrated, Missy. 😀
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Ah, audiophiles who are enamored of preposterous tweaks for their cell phones that cost more than their cell phones who live in canyons. There’s a demographic that I would love to break into. 😀
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Damage Control! Damage Control! The music is in the air. 😀
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As the Vietnam veteran, while scratching an itchy metal plate in his head with a metal clothes hanger and wearing a Sonny Bono wig, commented in Texas Chainsaw Massacre Pt 2, “Music is my life! Heh heh.”
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uberwaltz, did you try putting the Graphene stuff back in the container? |
OK, here’s what we know. The eCard is not magnetic. So it doesn’t work magnetically. Which means the larger mats don’t work magnetically either. So, the big elephant 🐘 in the room is how does it work? Does it have Graphene inside? If so, how would that do anything? If it’s not Graphene what the ding dong is it?! Share, share! And don’t tell me it’s artificial atoms. |
I seem to recall Fremer was going to get one of these here products. What ever happened to that deal. It didn’t go down? Too bad Clark Johnsen of Positive Feedback seems to be out of the tweak game. But maybe he’s not. And his buddy, Dr. Gaw.
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Oh, brother! That’s what run if the mill reviewers oft say, “I have no idea how these things work but work they do!” I suppose audiophiles are not (rpt not) our last hope for figuring stuff out.
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