Murphy s Laws for Audiophiles


I thought that everyone had such great stories on the Listening Room Rules, that I'd try this one out:
Creating the List of Murphy's Laws for Audiophiles:
Here are some of the "regular ones" to get the creative juices going.

1. The chance of a piece of bread falling buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
2. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact center.
3. A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. (I put that in for Kelly, it's a compliment :-)
angela100
You'll finally reach audio nirvana, but in adjusting the final toe-in just right your behemoth speakers will tip over and kill you.
When you sell your speakers and the guy is on his way to pick them up you try a new tweak that makes them sound better than ever.
A recommended component never sounds as good after it appears in the deletions column.
Your significant other's desire to discuss any topic is directly proportional to your excitement toward listening to a new purchase.
The better a speaker sounds to you the lower its wife accecptance factor will be.