Help Me Name a New Band

Audio Friends,

I've joined a band. We have gigs on the book, but are sorely lacking a name. We'll be a 4-piece playing mostly instrumental improv funk ala Herbie Hancock, the Meters, or Medeski Martin and Wood. An internally-imposed rule is that the name should _not_ contain musical or genre descriptors like funk, groove, pocket, etc. Or numbers. We appreciate irony. A couple of near misses so far:

The Safety Meeting
Suitcase of Courage
The Vague

Let's throw some more stuff against the wall and see what sticks! Have at it.